"You've got poop on your face and a burger in your butt." Le Sexoflex, Poop On Face
What can I possibly say about this song? These people are eating backwards, but I think that is how they like it.
If I had a burger in my ass, I hope it is a Krystal burger. Small, compact, soft and greasy, with no red condiments, Krystal is the perfect ass burger. Plus, they tend to wind up sliding out twenty minutes after you eat one anyways. The burger I would least like in my ass is a Baconator from Wendy's. All that crumbly, jagged bacon in my soft parts would make poop on my face the least of my problems.