“And tonight I’ll cheat again. And tomorrow I’ll feel sorry. And I’ll feel kind of dirty, ‘cause I’ll have the midnight oil all over me.” – Barbara Mandrell, Midnight Oil
I really hope that Barbara’s “midnight oil” is not what it sounds like. Because what it sounds like is that she was in the middle of a group of dicks and she’s been showered with a gallon of jizz all over her. I mean, I’ve heard of “burning the midnight oil.” I’ve also heard that the “early bird gets the worm” but if I said I had a throat full of worm this morning, it would have a whole different meaning.