Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Disgusting Lyric of the Day 33: Slide It In by Whitesnake

“I can see what you're looking for. I know what you want from me. And I'm gonna give you more. I'm gonna slide it in, right to the top. Slide it in, I ain't never gonna stop. I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, Slide it, in baby.” Whitesnake, Slide It In

David Coverdale, the singer and lead songwriter for Whitesnake, has never been accused of being subtle. Although Coverdale never says what he’s going to slide in, what the hell else could it be? His Capital One credit card into an ATM?

It’s not even that he wants to slide his white snake into her Tawny Kitaen. It’s how he wants to do it that’s pretty gross. The first thing this song makes me think is that I really hope they have Astro Glide or some lube, because it sounds like someone is going to have chafing. Repeatedly sliding it in and never stopping is not sexy. It just sounds tiring and repetitive. Kind of like listening to a Whitesnake album. Hmm. And by the way, Coverdale, I’m pretty sure that there has never been a girl who has begged for just the tip. Everyone wants it to the top.

1 comment:

  1. Okay, I'm crying with laughter here & nearly choked to death on my tea. Thank you. :))