Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Disgusting Lyric of the Day 34: The Pill by Loretta Lynn

“This incubator is overused, because you've kept it filled. The feelin' good comes easy now since I've got the pill.” Loretta Lynn, The Pill

Here’s a sexy proposition: Do you wanna hook up with this lady who’s had a boat load of kids? Just babies falling out of her every 11 months or so. What if I sweeten the deal by telling you that she’s comparing her lady parts to an old, overused chicken incubator? Pretty sexy now, right?

I have never in my life heard someone so excited to be on birth control pills. Look, birth control pills are awesome for any number of reasons, but seriously, there are tons of other things you can do, like use a condom, or a diaphragm, or a vasectomy, or hell, how about just plain old pulling out? Instead, Loretta wants you to know you can shoot protein bullets at her all night long and she ain’t gonna get preggers! Yee haw!

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