Disgusting Lyric of the Day 38: 99 Problems by Jay-Z

“Once upon a time not to long ago, a ***** like myself had to strong arm a hoe. This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy, but a pussy having no God damn sense to try and push me.” – Jay-Z, 99 Problems

Jay-Z is one of the wealthiest and most admired rappers of all time. He’s married to Beyonce, co-owns the New Jersey Jets and founded Rocawear. But sure, he still has problems. He has ninety-nine problems. A bitch isn’t one of those problems, but one of them is his definition of hoe.

Make no mistake, when Hova called you a hoe, he doesn’t mean you have a vagina. That would be kind of offense, so please please please don’t think that. What he is actually calling you is slang word for a vagina. Not the “C” one. The one that you can sometimes get away with using, but not if your wife is in a bad mood or sober. So, please, take no offense. You are not a woman who sells the use of her genotals for money. Just a gigantic vagina that has gotten your hot drippy nastiness in Jay-Z’s face. And that is what he has a problem with.