Friday, April 30, 2010

Rolling Stones Fridays!!!: Bitch

“I’m feelin’ drunk, juiced up and sloppy. Ain’t touched a drink all night. Feeling hungry. Can’t see the reason. Just had a horsemeat pie.” The Rolling Stones, Bitch

Actually Mick…I think I know the reason you feel weird and disoriented. It’s probably because you just ate a horsemeat pie.

Christianity, Judaism and Islam all forbid the eating of horses. I’m not especially religious, but when the Big Three can come together on a single topic, it’s probably in your best interests to just follow them on that one.

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