Disgusting Lyric of the Day 64: It Wasn't Me by Shaggy and Rik Rok

“Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor. But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me). Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me). I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me). She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me),” Shaggy and Rik Rok, It Wasn’t Me
Congratulations to Shaggy, I suppose. It is really hard to write a song about an egregious cheater and still kind of feel grossed out about the person being cheated on.
Rik Rok is cheating on his girlfriend with the girl next door. Already a stupid move. If things go bad with a girl you are messing around with, normally you can just disappear. You can’t disappear from your neighbor though, unless you pack up and move.
So Rik Rok is banging this girl on the bathroom floor. And the counter. And the sofa. You know, all the places that most people normally like to have clean because they eat and live there and would not like it covered with mess from Rik Rok’s Kok. But what’s even creepier is that apparently Rik Rok’s girlfriend just stands there and watches the whole action go down. So, Rik Rok is either dating a super perv who likes to film her boyfriend fucking or a borderline retard. I tend to lead towards retarded person. Why? Because only a retarded person would ever fall for the excuse that the person they just filmed banging on the bathroom floor was not, in fact, their boyfriend.