“Marijuana in your brain, takes more time to ejaculate.” – Lords of Acid, Marijuana In Your Brain
There are lots of songs about the pleasures of getting fucked up on weed (by which I mean the entire oeuvre of Snoop Dogg), but people often overlook the medical benefits of getting high. Like, for people who jizz their pants at strip clubs or at the first site of their girlfriend’s boobs, weed just may be necessary.
So, on this momentous day of 4/20, you may want to think about rolling a fat one. Especially if you are a two pump chump.