Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Disgusting Lyric of the Day 90: Sex and Candy by Marcy Playground

“I smell sex and candy here. Who's that lounging in my chair?” Marcy Playground, Sex and Candy

Why does this song always make me picture two Oompa Loompas just going to town on each other while Willy Wonka watches, lounging in a chair and playing with his everlasting gobstopper?

Here is the problem: Sex is amazing. Candy is delicious. Smelling other people’s sex or candy is just upsetting, mainly because you are not the one getting a blow job or a Mr. Goodbar. Also, because smelling someone else’s bodily functions is just nasty. You might as well be sniffing farts and peanut butter.


  1. Interesting (ironic?) note: Every member of that band was later arrested on unrelated counts of pederasty.

  2. Is that guy playing the bongos with feather dusters? And who framed this video? Did Mr. Playground not want people to see the chords he's playing? They might steal this masterpiece for their own!