“I’m feelin’ drunk, juiced up and sloppy. Ain’t touched a drink all night. Feeling hungry. Can’t see the reason. Just had a horsemeat pie.” The Rolling Stones, Bitch
Actually Mick…I think I know the reason you feel weird and disoriented. It’s probably because you just ate a horsemeat pie.
Christianity, Judaism and Islam all forbid the eating of horses. I’m not especially religious, but when the Big Three can come together on a single topic, it’s probably in your best interests to just follow them on that one.
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